PRRRRRRRAAAAAANNNNKKK CAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Choose onPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSe of these hilarious jokes. We’ll call your

victim right now & totally confuse them!

 

    1. Stolen Mobile Your victim receives a call notifying them that their mobile has been reported stolen and will switch off in 5 minutes, unless… They will totally panic!

    2 . The STD Clinic An ex girlfriend  has caught an STD and made a list of her ex partners who the Dr. at the clinic is calling up… Listen as your victim answers questions about their sexual history!

    3Confusing Caller Your victim will receive a call from someone who insists they speak to Quentin. When they hang up, the chap keeps calling back insisting that he’s there! The person will get totally stressed out!

    4. Crazy Phone Engineer A phone engineer calls your victim and says that they are checking the line and that they need some words and phrases repeated… They will feel soooo stupid when you tell them it was you!

    5. Missed Calls Someone with a very strange accent calls your victim and says he keeps getting missed calls and could they stop bloody calling him! They will be utterly confused with this one!

    6. Dodgy delivery During this Prank call, your victim will be told that their order (from a dodgy internet site) is ready and will be delivered in 5 minutes unless…. Hilarious for people who order naughty products from the internet!

    7. Live on Radio Your victim gets a call from a radio station DJ and is told they have been selected by a secret admirer and could win a luxury holiday for two… if the victim answers the following questions… They will really think they are live on air!

    8Lonely Hearts Your victim receives an automated call from their lonely hearts voicemail. The system plays some messages from likely partners and then asks the victim to record a response! Perfect for anyone who’s on the internet dating scene!

    9Reality Show Someone has dropped out of a reality TV show and your victim has been selected to participate…. Hilariously funny prank call for wannabe actors/singers.

 

How to use The Prank Machine

1. Dial 0904 084 0085 (any time).

2. Key in the number of the prank.

3. Key in the persons phone number.

4. Listen in, as we dial out to them!!!

 

Your victim will be totally confused!!!  Perfect for getting back at the boss & enemies,

 or just to have a laugh at your friends and family! They can`t trace the call to you!

 

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Prank calls cost one pound per minute. Hang up to stop the prank at any time.

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